July 2011
1 post
“NO! I cannot give you no more damn money. I have a marijuana addiction!”
– Woman on Bryn Mawr platform
Jul 6th
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June 2011
5 posts
White and Purple
As Chet Haze (Chet HANKS) walked by me in the gym today, a preview for Larry Crowne (starring Tom HANKS) started on the television. I’ll have to be extra stalker-ish now when I check out the guys in the free weights section.
Jun 28th
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“X as in AXE O as in OVARY and H as in HAVEIT 5626”
– Lady giving her account code over the phone….uhh?
Jun 24th
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thefacebook
Just found an email I received on 09/06/04: American • Auburn • Baylor • Binghamton • Brandeis • CalPoly Colgate • Haverford • Howard • Indiana • JMU • Lehigh • Maine Mich Tech • Mississippi • MU Ohio • Oklahoma • Penn State Pepperdine • Reed • Rutgers • Santa Clara • Simmons • Smith Temple • Tennessee • Texas • Texas A&M • UC Irvine • UC Riverside UC Santa Cruz • UConn • UMass (Amherst) •...
Jun 2nd
May 2011
2 posts
Trends
Sooooo glad I finished undergrad before the leggings as pants trend began….wow
May 12th
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May 2nd
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April 2011
6 posts
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“Alright ladies drop your bags, drop your purses! Let’s party Chicago!!...”
– Man on State and lake platform 10pm.
Apr 18th
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“Chicago — where the only mean people are the tourists.”
– (via donnakim)
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
17 posts
Obviously I like Candy Shop by 50 Cent, hell yea pandora
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You mess with me Cal Berkeley lacrosse and...
That’s what I thought…NU 19 Cal 8…SEE YA, on to the next…VT FLst (the one that matters…come on Fatso Jeff)
Mar 12th
Alert...
The Russian mafia has come out of their winter hibernation.
Mar 11th
WatchWatch
BLUE VALENTINE, directed by Derek Cianfrance (2010)
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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“Well, I did something tonight for the first time this quarter. I had a few...”
– The Teach
Mar 10th
“Sitting in restaurants Thought we were so grown up But I know now that we were...”
– Kate Nash, Merry Happy
Mar 8th
Yes!
Waited two seconds for the red line today, two seconds for the purple line and was early to work. Done and done. Let’s do it again tomorrow, CTA.
Mar 7th
Find your name's best anagram →
baby-goose: UNVALIANT, SILKY HARMER LUSH REAL THUNDERER
Mar 4th
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NU bus
Nerdiest conversations EVER on NU bus…really? I rarely understand what the hell they’re talking about.
Mar 4th
Tequila
Me: I prefer Tequila. Tequila and coke, Tequila sunrise, Tequila shots....
MB: TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD!
Me: Wow.
Mar 2nd
“And that’s a wrap!! Deuces.”
– Women. Bryn mawr el platform.
Mar 1st
“Okay, I’m going to try to remember the baby’s name. It was…...”
– Lady on red line
Mar 1st
February 2011
39 posts
Feb 27th
151 notes
“Hey hunnyyyy!! Hmmm just like a peach cobbler!!!”
– Man- Lawrence ave at Broadway, 1:00am 2/26/11
Feb 27th
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Awww...
This guy told me I looked glowing today. Little did he know I put way too much bronzer on this morning ; )
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Feb 23rd
When professors try to draw...
Jimi Hendrix looks like a penis. (Chalk on blackboard). However, prof realized his mistake.
Feb 22nd
The iTunes Store
dad: would ya’ll take me to the itunes store…i don’t know where its located…is it on S. Congress?
Feb 22nd
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Paper due at noon tomorrow...
so why not drink energy drinks all night so I can “stay up” and complete the procrastination process. I’ll be in bed in a few hours. ha
Feb 19th
Waking Up is Hard to Do →
“Scientists identify a gene important for the daily rhythms of the sleep-wake cycle” I definitely don’t have the gene!
Feb 18th
Not Impressed
Dad: well just came face to face with snoop dog. didnt do anything 4 me
Feb 17th
Reason #954 to love you, Chicago.
aballofsunshine: You find a way to celebrate every Holiday. 
Feb 16th
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